The 2003-2004 San Jose Sharks season tickets are out, or so I'm told. The marketing slogan for this season is:

"Sharks Hockey: It'll Swallow You Whole"

Hmph. At any rate, this is a vast improvement on the slogan used when the season ticket renewal packets went out, which read "Somebody's Gonna Pay For Last Year".

After last season, what many people don't know is that the two rejected slogans were:

"Sharks Hockey: It'll Eat You Up Inside"

and

"Sharks Hockey: It'll Suck
You Down In One Bite"

(Of course, some have suggested that if the Sharks are going to suck, then it's good to know in advance that they swallow, too. :)) posted at 7:52 AM | Permalink |