Ah, public relations people. You gotta love them. Mainly because as far as I know murdering them is still a capital offense in most states.

Today's Golden Slurpee goes to Washington Nationals spokesperson Chartese Burnett, on the team's commendable policy allowing patrons to bring in their own food at the Nats' new stadium:

"I don't know who's going to want to bring in food with all the great offerings at Nationals Park."

Spoken like a woman who hasn't paid for ballpark food in a long, LONG time.