In the last 24 hours, Jack Thompson was permanently disbarred, Jammie Thomas was granted a mistrial in the only file-sharing lawsuit the RIAA had actually won, and Slashdot users slammed Apple and were sympathetic towards Microsoft.

Now, if you will pardon me, there's a monkey making a mess out in the hallways of my office. And since it flew out of my ass, I suppose it's on me to go round it up...